Assumptionatingismists.

ATTENTION ALL YOU ASSUMPTIONATINGISMITS!

Why do you do this? Why do you assume what people mean or say or their actions?
What do you gain? False truths? Make up fantasies?
Or do you just get everyone pissed off at you for assuming what they mean.
Or what they do.

What's that? The last one? that's surprising you say?
Well, how about you change those ways and listen.
That's right, with those flaps protruding from your head.
No, those are your eyelids. More to the out.
there you go, those are called ears, We use these to find out what people actually mean, or say, or do.
No it's not just good enough to pretend. And ignore what they say, That's horrible you ass*.
But yeah, Or you could ignore this and continue being as ass*.

All for now,
And remember noone likes an ass*.
RMS.

*Assumptionatingismists

Hello Friends and Family

Good Even'n Guv'ner

It has come to my attention that you folks 'aven't 'eard from me in a while.

Well, I have not died, like so many from that blasted plauge, Simply been, 'ow you put it? Dis-con-neck-ed? from this 'ere magic word-box, and it's con-neck-ions from the other word-boxes.

So, To let you fellows know
It was my birthday 4 and 2 days ago, I gots meself a bycicyle, Now I jus need ah resume' See 'ow posh I am?

But yer, Shall be gettin' a good ol' job soon enough, then the monies will come my way.
'Edding of to a good ol' shindig tommorrow. See me gal.

Other then that, 'Ave'nt been busy at all, Just acting the icebox and chillin' as they say.

Well, I'll let ye guys know, When I next can
Farewell,
Roger, The Shoe-Shine Boy

Facebook, Holidays, and being Sick

Who likes facebook?
Answer: Most people
other answer: Me, because lately I find I am on it constantly!
Am I addicted?
Answer: Probably :P
These holidays I really haven't done anything but sit on facebook, it's been fun, cause I can talk to all my friends, and plus, People stopped being angry at me on there, Which is good :D
My excuse for said Facebook use is that I caught a dehabilitating head-cold.. Which was very annoying, But I mostly over it now, Which is good. So anyone wanna hang out?
but seriously, If anyone wants to do something, contact me :D

ANYWAYS
Nuf from me,
This has been Rogermuffinstuff
Reporting from the Underbed,
dadadadada

How to make an Asshole

What you will need:
An Average Teenage male
A heck lot of hair gel (or a head shaver)
A football
lots of porno
A bottle of Tabasco
A book of swears


Method:
1. Take your male and subject him to a horrible head shaving or a spikening of your choice.
2. force him to play hours of football giving him and obsession with it
3. Teach him the swears from the aformentioned book
4.Give him some porn to help him develop a disrespect of women
5. Force him to drink the tabasco(to give him that extra fire) And finally
6. Send him off into the world hoping he doesnt get stabbed by lunchtime


Enjoy!
Roger :D

Way to go, Bro

You tell me you care,
What a way to show it, bro
You want to know how I feel?
Just go, Bro
You ask me these questions
What's the point, bro?
I've answered them before,
I asked you to go, Bro
If I want your opinion,
I would have asked, Bro
You couldn't understand,
You wouldn't understand, Bro
It won't make sense,
You'll call me stupid
Like you always do, bro
Did you ever really care
Or was it just a show bro?
It's all about yourself
Way to go, Bro

Since when did a little Immaturity become such a problem?

Why is it, everywhere I look, everyone is trying to be mature, What's wrong with being silly, and actually laughing, and having good time? And why is it that the few people who actually want to have fun, get shunned for not being conformist and "mature"

The fact is, Most of these people don't even know what being mature involves, it's like when you're little, You play doctor, when really, can you perform a quadruple heart bypass?

These people need to realize. being "mature" is not great, doesn't get you anywhere, in fact, in can make things worse. Sure, there are times when you have to be mature, and us "immature" people know these, and can be, when the need arises.

So please, don't tell me I'm being immature, cause otherwise, I will react correct to your statement with a nice and prompt: I don't care, Whatever, Fuck you.

Thank you,
Rogermuffinstuff

Immature and Happy for it.

Evening Friends.

I stay up too late in an attempt to detach myself from the reality of life. The Places, the situations, The happening. I do this by making myself tired, Thus not concentrating, No really being there.

Like being high, With not good parts.

It seems unreasonable, But it's easier for me that way, Or easier for some acpects of my life. Don't get me wrong, I love all my friends, and family, But it gets hard, And when that happens, I'm prepared.

It's like my own arsenal of Insomniac Weaponry.

But it ends tonight friends.

My only friend, the end.

I am to sleep early, wake on time, and join in with everyone else mentally, instead of just physically, it means I will remember stuff that happens, Whole conversations instead of just parts, let's hope the good outweighs the negative.

Time to try joining in for once.

Wish me luck.
Rogermuffinstuff, Under his covers, early for once.

The perspective sub-reality of anthills

Have you ever wondered what it would be like, to be an any, to constantly live in fear of being trod on, spending everyday gathering food purely to expand your colonies existence, recognizing fellow ants, purely by sense of smell, have a completely different body shape to the one you have now, a body with six legs and antlers?

This is a sub reality, and one of many, Ie reality through a different prospective, some are major, Such as the any one, or being blind, others are more minor, like being tall, or short.

For you see, reality is not comprised by one single view on the world, But made of several hundred, maybe even thousands, or millions of sub realities all fitting in above, below, next to, and inside each other, purely because of everyone's views on the world.

For example, You may see a shirt as purple, I may see it as a darker pink, because or retinas react differently to the reflected light, The shirt is both of these colors, and more to other people.

Do you understand what I mean?

THE FAMINE IS HERE

I'm doing 40 hour famine and Going without Food, And Bedding, I will be sleeping with a sheet on the floor,

It started at 8:15 and I have been going for a good 15mins now :D

If you wish to sponsor me, just contact me, somehow

Any Donations above $2 are tax deductable

Of Human Interaction and Behaviour.

Why is it that adults assume age brings them infinite wisdom? Or when we do something "inappropriate" that they can talk to us like ice. Cold and as Formal as physically possible? I don't see how this is effective as a method of teaching their children, Or any children. As most Teens just take it as patronizing and ignore then, as is their nature. For instance, I find an adult that talks to kids on their level, without making an obvious effort to, is easier spoken to, and listened to.

Teenage Interaction is simple in most cases, The behaviors easy to see, as well as the emotions. situations with simple solutions, Sometimes made much to complicated by one or more people. But in the end is simple. Whereas Adults tend to hide the solutions to problems and think its better to force a teenager to learn what they did wrong, or how the situation is wrong before they even hint at all as to what it is. A teenager just wants to know what they have done wrong, so they can avoid doing it again. Of course, everyone learns differently, and some might benefit from the adult's method.

I suppose it relies on your upbringing. But to me, everyone in equal, in age, race, gender the only thing that separates us is our comprehension of the subject.

Which brings me to my point of which is, What if The Adults had no more say in the world than teenagers? Would we fall into chaos, Or would teenagers be useful additions to the "adult" Human populace?

This Has been seen in other cultures and has worked, But I suppose they also live under different circumstances.

What's your opinion? Do you think adults have no more a grip on the world then some teenagers?

Also I realize that I am a teenager writing this, but I have tried my hardest to view it with an equal bias on both sides, but then again, there is no point in which I could write this without being accused of bias.

Just my thoughts, Thanks

My life Story.

I was Born on October 24 1995 at Armidale Base Hostpital in NSW Australia. I grew up and moved many times. My parents started fighting, I forget when. I went to Avoca State School after we Moved to Bundaberg QLD when I was young. I grew up there and made friends with a boy named Joshua Scott Modrow. More on him later. I grew up went through school. Made friends. Got bullied till grade 6-7. But I dealt with that. Mainly cause I lost weight and evened out alot. At the end of grade 7. And I mean the literal end. Clean up day. A girl I liked told me she liked me too. Yeah thanks, I kinda wish you had of told me before you started going to a different school. Her name was Sabrina van dan Oever Tuetelink. And No, I didnt make that up. She went to north high and I went to Bundy high.

Against all reason, we started dating. I started Rhee Tae Kwon Do as well. She did it as well. Which was the the main times of got to see her. It was from Tae Kwon Do that I started getting fitter. Sabrina kept breaking up with me to date other guys that liked her. It pissed me off, so I told her if she did it again (after 6 times, I was a wuss back then) I wouldn't go out with her again. Kept doing tae kwon do, me and Sabrina broke up after 6 months. then my life kinda blurred. did Tae kwon do for about 2 months more then stopped cause my assessment was overwhelming. Went back a month later. Then stopped completely. At some point after or during this I started dating Girlfriend Number #2 Crystal Smith.

I wasn't over Sabrina but I dated her anyway, it went alright. Stuff happened but it ended badly. Sabrina wanted to get back together with me. and it was going bad with crystal. And I had to choose between them. First hard decision of my life. I choose Crystal. We broke up two weeks later. Bad choice. Although, I don't know what it would have been like the other way. then Next It was Sarah Barrit for a month. It was alright. But She got annoying. sound sbad, but she just wasn't smart, and I couldn't talk to her. Then Kate Miller. 5 days. Because she liked me for ages, but so did Zoee' Eccles. And I kinda dated Kate out of pity, and that never works. So We broke up. And I went out with Zoee' Who I got along with a lot better. In between all this Assessment was going well. This was grade 9 and I ended up getting top of JIT (computing) and Science as well as academic excellence and a merit award. While all this was happening, My parents split up. It kinda started in grade 8 and was official by start of grade 9 we were in a different house. And dad lived in the old one. This was annoying. But I couldn't fight it. Started dating Zoee' she wouldn't open up to me for a while. But I convinced her she could trust we me. It went well from then. I was generally happy. But then shit happened. Like always.

We broke up. I forgot how. Something stupid. But we didn't talk. Then a week later. I got a text from Maree, My brother's girlfriend and Zoee's Good friend. She said she didnt want to be the one to tell me but that weekend Zoee' and my friend Josh were "snogging each others faces off". (This was a monday night.) This probably would seem out of the blue for all you readers. So I will explain. Josh used to very slightly like Zoee', this was in the stage when he decided using chicks was a good thing. Zoee' not having been in a real relationship before. Went along with it. I don't blame her for that. But Then She started to like me and we went out and that affair ended. But then I hear of this. I spent the next half hour ringing people who were there to get the whole story. Turns out they weren't "snogging each others faces off" but instead they did kiss. Everyone confirmed this. Everyone except Josh. I knew he was lying. He knew he was lying. Everyone did. But he refused to admit it. This is the point I lost all respect for him.

Me and Zoee' dated again a few days later. We sorted it out. I forgave her. A few weeks after. When things had calmed down. I confronted josh on msn asking me why he did it. Why he lied and kissed her. and fucked up my life for a bit. His excuse? He did it cause it was fun for him. And it suited him. I saved most of the convo. The reason why? I was determined to tell every chick he tried to use what kind of guy he was. It worked, I wrecked it for 2 girlfriends, and made a third wary of him.

But anyway, Life went on, I kept going through grade 9. My relationship with Zoee' got stronger. But First I should explain. That it always had problems. And I eventually explained to her why I sometimes acted weird. Because of my parents fighting and moving and being bullied occasionally and in primary school. I had developed 3 things. 1) I had severe Paranoia. Now it only comes when I'm stressed. 2) Split personality disorder. Inside my own head. I would talk to myself without knowing I was. And you have no idea how annoying a conversation with yourself is. You know exactly what you are going to say, before you said it. 3) I didn't know it at the time but I was Depressed.

She helped me get through it, that's why I value our relationship more than anything. I went through and finished grade 9 and Started grade 10 with my subject being IPT (computing, programming etc) Drama, FTV (Film and Television) Math, English, Science. I have been doing these all year at an average level, and my teachers like me I think. I have been at this all year. But Lately, I don't know what's happening with mine and Zoee's relationship. It is now 1 year 3 months and 17 days. As I am typing this. But I don't know, I have been stressed alot, so it's probably just paranoia. But I feel she is keeping things from me. But then again she has every right to do that. We are in a bit of a scare at the moment, won't go into details but I hope it will be fine.

I almost forgot Phoenix. She is a girl I used to like and is now Josh's Girlfriend. I asked her out twice and she never responded. It's kinda that simple.

As for the topic of Josh. I have forgiven him. I was reading his blog and I realized why we were friends. We have so much in common. So I told him I forgave him a few weeks back. He didn't know what to say. But yeah. At least I did it.

I was in The Musical Alice in Wonderland, It was should be great. I am also attempting to get a job, and make a steampunk outfit. If you don't know what that is look it up.

I have this Blog and Another.

And that's it. That's my life, think what you want of me.

Thanks,

Coolest thing.

Guess what guys? Guess what I did last night!

I Stayed up late. I know your thinking, Big Woop. So did I but, But I do it most nights, why? I don't know, but I do now.

Last night was about the 5th night in a row i stayed up will 1:30 and about 17th in the last 30 days. It's probably really bad for me. But I don't know why, I couldn't force myself into bed to sleep. Till around 1:30.

Then last night, Same deal, 1:30. But as I went up to go to be, My eyes widened and I knew I was supertired. But there was something else. Then I figured, Not only was I tired, I was really happy. Dreamlike happy. I had become so tired my mind had fallen asleep, while still keeping me awake.

Natural Euphoria.

So I went and had a shower. The water was so soft, even though the shower was on rather hard. It made me smile. Pretty much everything did. I got out, Still happy. And went to be, happy. Everything felt so weird. Like the best dream ever. It was like I was tired, but high from being tired.

So If you want about a half hour of pure happy. Suffer through a few days of tiredness. Or maybe it only worked for me.

Oh well, This has been Rogermuffinstuff. The Underbed.

Mum

Is better.

Mum

Is Sick. I hope she gets better.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Well, Recap time.

Umbilical Bros, For all those that saw it, was hilarious, For everyone else, Well, I feel sorry for you.

Started reading Scott Pilgrim, the best series ever.

SCHOOLS.. Back..

Can't see/talk/contact Zoee', Still haven't been informed to as why.

Got new clothes :)

Went to Juanita's this weekend. Was cool.

Want to learn Piano.

Realized I haven't written on my book in long. too long.

Friend lent me series 1,2 and 3 of the Mighty Boosh. It's Boosh-a-riffic. And he is awesome :)

And finally, I found my I-pod.

This has been another boring recap brought to you By me, Rogermuffinstuff,

Get Over It!

Uno, Duo

I've been thinking whether I should start up some kind of comedy thing.

Either by Myself or with a friend. the only problem is, If we did it Duo then we need to think of a relationship, like how we act to one another.

Any Ideas?

No more Mr Nice Blog.

I've tried very hard to have a nice funny family friendly blog. But I'm out of things to blog, so you know what?

IT'S RANTING TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!

Lately I have noticed the amount of things people bitch about, I mean they literally bitch about EVERYTHING.

For example.

My life sucks, I don't get to do anything, I didn't get to see my significant other ETC ETC FUCKING ETC

Do these people realize that in this world, almost EVERYONE has problems, a lot of them just like their own. AND YET, They still go on, hoping people will CARE and BE NICE, when everyone else Either just whines back, or DEALS WITH IT, THAT's RIGHT, THEY DEAL WITH IT.

SHOCK HORROR HEY?

These people think about their problems, they find the source, they talk to people, not whine, just talk, normally. Amazing.

They also don't tell anyone else off for whining, they just take it.

WELL I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE

I don't care what petty problems people have, I will happily talk to you about and try and help. But god help me, if you whine to be. I will rip out your eyes and replace them with Cabury creme' eggs.

Okay?

And I know, that maybe I'm a bastard and have got this all wrong, I have thought of that, but meh. These are my views, and if you didn't want them, you should read my blog.

Roger, The Underbed

Alright, Bitchface.

Who said they didn't like Yoshi? Ill rip your mother*expletive* balls off.

To a jolly good guy.

I'd like to give a shout out to a jolly great guy. He is hilarious, awesome, smart, and loads of fun to be around.

Sure, you have your crazy outbursts, but that's usually funny. And you life may suck at the moment, but I know it will get better. Someone like you can't not have something good happen. You deserve it.

In other news, we are having a Saturday afternoon performance for Alice in Wonderland. So my mother and brothers can come see it ;D

Also I failed my maths assignment but I am through most of them. Now just to get through the tests.

Friends seem different somehow. Not better or worse, just different.

I am having a better time in life, by little bit. Which is good.

And as the the man who was forced to marry a goat. Well, Let's just leave him alone.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm

Thanks guys, Roger

The Underbed

Might as well mention it

Tickets for Alice in Wonderland at the Playhouse theater are selling really fast.

There are only two tickets left for Sunday, and only about 10-20 for each other the other two dates.

The dates are:

June 25 & 26 at 7:30pm

Sunday Matinee

– June 27 at 3:00pm

Get in and get them, It's going to be an awesome show!

http://www.theplayhousetheatre.org.au/content/

Tweedle Dee

Well well well.

Has anyone noticed what I have?

That everyone always goes to bed, or isn't on just when you feel like having a nice interesting conversation with them?

It's all like, HEY EVERYONE! LOOK OVER HERE! TALK TO ME, TELL ME ME YOUR DREAMS, GOALS LIFE STORIES, ANYTHING INTERESTING, I'D LOVE TO TALK.

Then all you get is

Silence.

What a bitch.

The Underbed

AIW

Alice in wonderland tickets have almost sold out.

Get in first thing next Saturday if you want to come see us.

Please do.

One step at a time ;D

Have you ever got feeling?

That your not the only one?

That wonders how they got here,

and about what the hell they've done?

They do not understand,

What they are mean't to do

And they can't just figure out

Why they feel the way they do.

But they know that the world moves on,

and they cannot

Just stop and hope

that feeling will be gone.

So you got to keep moving,

Although it pains you to do so

And realize that none of them

Want to see you go.

Your friends and family

They all care

About everything you do.

So please just keep walking whilst singing this tune.

Take it,

One step at a time,

We will make it,

One step at a time,

if things get crazy,

One step at a time,

Baby we'll make it.

So do you see now?

That it's all for the best,

even if we have to

Try and fit in with the rest.

Your will get your chance,

To be original.

And this world.

Just the way you feel.

But for now just keep walking and sing this tune.

One step at a time,

We will make it,

One step at a time,

When things get crazy,

One step at a time,

We will make it.

One step at a time,

Baby we'll make it

One step at a time

We will make it

One step at a time

Baby we'll make it.

Do you understand?

I wish to know how the people who read my blog think.

Answer me this:

Do you think that it would be worth telling someone you know well something if it would make their life better, but wreck someones you didn't know?

Thanks

RogerMuffinStuff

Under His Own Bed

Poll results

Out of 12 voters

4 said they liked the Beibs

8 said they didn't!

Sorry you prepubescent bitch, but you have 2/3rds against you.

Gary The Turtle on Fire

Today, I thought i'd indulge you in the tale of the time I was a drug dealer in Childers.

It started about six months ago and lasted for a few lonely weeks, but I was rolling in the dough. I would hitch a ride there after school and sell whatever I could, Weed, dope, speed, ice, heroin, coke. All the good shit. I would make my rounds, go to my regular buyers. I was going great.

Little did I know about the Childers Mafia.

It wasn't a very good mafia, more of a gang of bogans who though they ran the dope racket. They thought wrong. They assaulted me one day and took off with all my goods.

i swore revenge. So I use my earning to by myself two semi automatic "Striker" Shotguns and went Hot Fuzz on their asses. Needless to say, Childers is now slightly less bogan-filled.

Twas epic.

And If you hadn't figured it out yet, This is all complete bullshit.

:D

Roger, The Underbed

Must Sleep

I should go to bed, but I can't, I always get this feeling that i shouldn't go to bed, and something will happen, and I will miss it. I am so tired though, by eyelids feel as if they will drop off, my fingers are so heavy while I type. Yet I force myself to be awake, I must stay awake, I depend on it.

But I don't know why.

Any ideas?

Also I keep being the last of my friends on Facebook. It's kinda sad.

Rehearsals tomorrow, should be fun :D

I think Ill dance to bed.

Till next Time

I am RogerMuffinStuff

From the Underbed

Show ho ho

Went to the show.

Went on the speed.

Was very fun.

Made me say WHEEE!

Went on the Break dance.

More like Breakneck.

We all got whiplash.

Went on bumper cars.

Twas fun.

Ate A Dagwood.

Dog.

Was yum.

It all got paid for.

By my friend.

And I said thank you.

At the end.

Went to the show

It twas fun.

5 Weeks

Mission log - Day 30

Ive been sick for 4 weeks now, I'm entering my fifth week

It's getting Dangerously annoying, I can't stop my nose running and the sneezing, oh god the sneezing. I have encountered many other people who have the same symptoms, I fear I gave it to them. My eyes have began watering of late. It blurs my vision and I am distracted constantly. I pray I will get better soon as it is making it hard to do things. and my blocked nose makes my singing worse. It will get better, It must get better.

All for now.

Now I must return, To the Underbed

May hey hey

Wow, it's may.

And you know what? IT'S EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY!

I'm serious like, here's a list of all the people's whose birthday it is.

1. Juanita Dullaway - 21st

2. Josh Modrow - 29th

3. Chelsea-Jane Spencer - 21st

4. Maree Sanna - 18th

5. Hannah Robinson - 27th

6. Andrea Templeman - 28th

AND MANY OTHERS

Freaky ay? I don't think any other month this year has so many of my friends born in it!

Whereas, a lot of my family is born around October.

Like me :D

Do months have anything to do with the meaning of the universe and which people are friends?

I'm not sure.

Go ask your mother.

Roger, The Underbed

Impossible conversations

How you ever had a conversation to someone and they either pissed you off, or you didn't get the chance to say what you wanted to? I have.

So, if your are strange, or normal, I can't tell if this or not. But you have a conversation with them, in your head. Either telling them off, or getting to say what you really want too. Most of the times this involves telling them things that you normally wouldn't just blurt out to use against people.

For example:

Student: *sitting looking very bored*

Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah

Student: Well they are the best I can do.

Teacher: Is not, And I must know cause I'm like 400! and my people reading skillz are through the roof

Student: *Blank stare*

Teacher: Now that's rude, you are just being rude cause I'm totally being domineering in this conversation.

Student: Nope, I'm just tired Sir stroke Madam

Teacher: Lies you are just angry and having a whine.

Etc etc etc

Now afterwards, the student may think, wow, what an idiot. I should have said this

Student: *sitting looking very bored*

Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah

Student: Actually no sir stroke madam, they are the best I can do, and I don't see how you could say otherwise and try make me do better then my best, that's impossible, and everyone who knows anything about basic quantum theory would know that!*deep breath* And if I did manage to do better then my best then I might rip a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum, and time could be reversed and lepers would play their ukuleles all day long and a monkey would discover the secrets of flight and run into a nearby tree and Mars Venus and Saturn (although not in that order) might swap places and cause the sun to suddenly expand us all but that wouldn't matter people all of our heads would already have exploded.

Teacher's head explodes for no apparent raisin because let's face it, it's your imagination.

And that my friends, is an example of just one impossible conversation.

Or as I like to call them, Imposslsations

That's all folks, and remember to keep visiting Under My Bed

Zoee'

Today is my amazing girlfriend and I's 1 year 3 month thingy.

She is amazing and I love her so very much.

This last month has gone so fast, but i'm glad I spent it with her.

We met through friends and started talking, we hit it off immediately and started going out. our relationship has not been without problems but what relationship has?

All I can say is that I love this girl with all my heart and I never want to leave her :D

I love you Zoee' Eccles.

Very much ^-^

And please won't you join me, Under the Bed

Well today kids

I am going to post a poem from Alice in Wonderland

Tis the one the Tweedles sing to Alice. Entitled, the Walrus and the Carpenter.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The sun was shining on the sea,

Shining with all his might:

He did his very best to make

The billows smooth and bright—

And this was odd, because it was

The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,

Because she thought the sun

Had got no business to be there

After the day was done—

“It’s very rude of him,” she said,

“To come and spoil the fun!”

The sea was wet as wet could be,

The sands were dry as dry.

You could not see a cloud, because

No cloud was in the sky:

No birds were flying overhead—

There were no birds to fly

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Were walking close at hand;

They wept like anything to see

Such quantities of sand:

“If this were only cleared away,”

They said, “It would be grand!”

“If seven maids with seven mops

Swept for half a year,

Do you suppose,” the walrus said,

“That they could get it clear?”

“I doubt it,” said the Carpenter,

And shed a bitter tear.

“O, Oysters, come and walk with us!”

The Walrus did beseech.

“A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,

Along the briny beach:

We cannot do with more than four,

To give a hand to each.”

The eldest Oyster looked at him,

But never a word he said:

The eldest Oyster winked his eye,

And shook his heavy head—

Meaning to say he did not choose

To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,

All eager for the treat:

Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,

Their shoes were clean and neat-

And this was odd, because, you know,

They hadn’t any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,

And yet another four;

And thick and fast they came at last,

And more, and more, and more-

All hopping through the frothy waves,

And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Walked on a mile or so,

And then they rested on a rock

Conveniently low:

And all the little Oysters stood

And waited in a row.

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,

“To talk of many things:

Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—

Of cabbages—and kings—

And why the sea is boiling hot—

And whether pigs have wings.”

“But wait a bit,” the Oysters cried,

“Before we have our chat;

For some of us are out of breath,

And all of us are fat!”

“No hurry!” said the Carpenter.

They thanked him much for that.

“A loaf of bread,” the Walrus said,

“Is what we chiefly need:

Pepper and vinegar besides

Are very good indeed—

Now if you’re ready, Oysters dear,

We can begin to feed.”

“But not on us!” the Oysters cried,

Turning a little blue,

“After such kindness, that would be

A dismal thing to do!”

“The night is fine,” the Walrus said.

“Do you admire the view?”

“It was so kind of you to come!

And you are very nice!”

The Carpenter said nothing but

“Cut us another slice:

I wish you were not quite so deaf—

I’ve had to ask you twice!”

“It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,

“To play them such a trick,

After we’ve brought them out so far,

And made them trot so quick!”

The Carpenter said nothing but

“The butter’s spread too thick!”

“I weep for you,” the Walrus said:

“I deeply sympathize.”

With sobs and tears he sorted out

Those of the largest size,

Holding his pocket-handkerchief

Before his streaming eyes.

“O Oysters,” said the Carpenter,

“You had a pleasant run!

Shall we be trotting home again?”

But answer came there none—

And this was scarcely odd, because

They’d eaten every one.

Disappearing Stuff

Have you ever had something disappear?

Go missing for a few weeks, months or years?

This has happened to me quite a lot.

I think maybe I am secretly a very bad magician.

Who can't bring anything back, They just show back up if and when they want.

For instance:

My hat- disappeared for a few months, found in back of my cupboard, crushed. Slowly regaining shape.

Things I really need- These show up a day after I stop looking for them

And more recently- My Ipod cord; We have two of these in the house. mum has hers which might be mine. but the one I was using has mysteriously disappeared, just when I need to charge my ipod.

Hmm.

Odd tisn't it?

Well they will show up. And if a find your other sock, ill mail it back to you.

That's all for now,

Keep Visiting, The Underbed

Kitty Kat

This is a picture of a cat

Being sick

Lately, I have been sick.

It has been horrible, my most hated kind of sickness is a sore throat. That's what I had.

Now is just a blocked nose and a cough.. But, its still pisses me off.

Can't wait to be better again.

~RogerMuffinStuff, The Underbed

PONYO!

First all, can I just say, If you have not seen this film GO AND WATCH IT!

This is by far one of the best movies i have ever seen. ever.

It follows the story of a young boy Sauske and his mother. Sauske finds a goldfish who he saves and puts in a bucket. Little does he know that she is the daughter of a powerful sea sorcerer who takes her back. But she escapes and sets the whole balance of the world in danger.

It is a tale of love, friendship and understanding, and the animation is phenomenal, I very very strongly recommend it to everyone!

It is a Studio Ghibli movie and all of the ones that I have seen are amazing, so while you are renting this, rent other titles like Spirited Away or Howl's Moving Castle. Thy are amazing and you won't go wrong watching them.

Well, that's all from me, And visit me again, Under the Bed.

Day of the Mum

Happy mother's day to all you mothers out there.

I went to the beach was rather nice, if a little long.

What did you do?

Back to school tomorrow after being sick, not sure whether to look forward to it or not.

Don't really have a choice.

Tis all, and keep visiting, The Underbed.

Silly Little Things

The world is full of silly little things, just look around, count the amount of silly little things you can see..... Did ya do it? Be honest. Tehehe. Well even if you didnt, I'm going to Talk about, let's say, 3 of them :3

Numero Uno:
Pens, what ever happened to pencils? or The Good Ole Crayon :3 You know what I think? I think Pens killed them whilst they were eating. Just so he could be in the lead. Leead? Led? hmm

Zwei:
Mice, computer mice. not the other mice that run around going SQUEAK~! and being overall very cute :3 Computer mice because they are nothing like REAL mice, they wish they could be real mice! All they have in common is a long tail thing which is really a cord, They are not furry and they click and scroll, not squeak, quite ridiculous. Though they are useful :P

San:
Evolution, because personally, I think I'd survive better among the "fittest" If I had 4 arms.

Thank you, And make sure that sometime you return, Under The Bed :3