Sunday, May 30, 2010

Must Sleep

I should go to bed, but I can't, I always get this feeling that i shouldn't go to bed, and something will happen, and I will miss it. I am so tired though, by eyelids feel as if they will drop off, my fingers are so heavy while I type. Yet I force myself to be awake, I must stay awake, I depend on it.

But I don't know why.

Any ideas?

Also I keep being the last of my friends on Facebook. It's kinda sad.
Rehearsals tomorrow, should be fun :D

I think Ill dance to bed.

Till next Time
I am RogerMuffinStuff
From the Underbed

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Show ho ho

Went to the show.
Went on the speed.
Was very fun.
Made me say WHEEE!
Went on the Break dance.
More like Breakneck.
We all got whiplash.
Went on bumper cars.
Twas fun.
Ate A Dagwood.
Was yum.
It all got paid for.
By my friend.
And I said thank you.
At the end.
Went to the show
It twas fun.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

5 Weeks

Mission log - Day 30
Ive been sick for 4 weeks now, I'm entering my fifth week
It's getting Dangerously annoying, I can't stop my nose running and the sneezing, oh god the sneezing. I have encountered many other people who have the same symptoms, I fear I gave it to them. My eyes have began watering of late. It blurs my vision and I am distracted constantly. I pray I will get better soon as it is making it hard to do things. and my blocked nose makes my singing worse. It will get better, It must get better.

All for now.

Now I must return, To the Underbed

Friday, May 21, 2010

May hey hey

Wow, it's may.

And you know what? IT'S EVERYBODY'S BIRTHDAY!

I'm serious like, here's a list of all the people's whose birthday it is.

1. Juanita Dullaway - 21st
2. Josh Modrow - 29th
3. Chelsea-Jane Spencer - 21st
4. Maree Sanna - 18th
5. Hannah Robinson - 27th
6. Andrea Templeman - 28th


Freaky ay? I don't think any other month this year has so many of my friends born in it!
Whereas, a lot of my family is born around October.
Like me :D

Do months have anything to do with the meaning of the universe and which people are friends?
I'm not sure.
Go ask your mother.

Roger, The Underbed

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Impossible conversations

How you ever had a conversation to someone and they either pissed you off, or you didn't get the chance to say what you wanted to? I have.

So, if your are strange, or normal, I can't tell if this or not. But you have a conversation with them, in your head. Either telling them off, or getting to say what you really want too. Most of the times this involves telling them things that you normally wouldn't just blurt out to use against people.

For example:

Student: *sitting looking very bored*
Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah
Student: Well they are the best I can do.
Teacher: Is not, And I must know cause I'm like 400! and my people reading skillz are through the roof
Student: *Blank stare*
Teacher: Now that's rude, you are just being rude cause I'm totally being domineering in this conversation.
Student: Nope, I'm just tired Sir stroke Madam
Teacher: Lies you are just angry and having a whine.

Etc etc etc

Now afterwards, the student may think, wow, what an idiot. I should have said this

Student: *sitting looking very bored*
Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah
Student: Actually no sir stroke madam, they are the best I can do, and I don't see how you could say otherwise and try make me do better then my best, that's impossible, and everyone who knows anything about basic quantum theory would know that!*deep breath* And if I did manage to do better then my best then I might rip a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum, and time could be reversed and lepers would play their ukuleles all day long and a monkey would discover the secrets of flight and run into a nearby tree and Mars Venus and Saturn (although not in that order) might swap places and cause the sun to suddenly expand us all but that wouldn't matter people all of our heads would already have exploded.
Teacher's head explodes for no apparent raisin because let's face it, it's your imagination.

And that my friends, is an example of just one impossible conversation.

Or as I like to call them, Imposslsations

That's all folks, and remember to keep visiting Under My Bed

Monday, May 17, 2010


Today is my amazing girlfriend and I's 1 year 3 month thingy.

She is amazing and I love her so very much.
This last month has gone so fast, but i'm glad I spent it with her.

We met through friends and started talking, we hit it off immediately and started going out. our relationship has not been without problems but what relationship has?

All I can say is that I love this girl with all my heart and I never want to leave her :D

I love you Zoee' Eccles.

Very much ^-^

And please won't you join me, Under the Bed

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Well today kids

I am going to post a poem from Alice in Wonderland

Tis the one the Tweedles sing to Alice. Entitled, the Walrus and the Carpenter.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright—
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done—
“It’s very rude of him,” she said,
“To come and spoil the fun!”

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead—
There were no birds to fly

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
“If this were only cleared away,”
They said, “It would be grand!”

“If seven maids with seven mops
Swept for half a year,
Do you suppose,” the walrus said,
“That they could get it clear?”
“I doubt it,” said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

“O, Oysters, come and walk with us!”
The Walrus did beseech.
“A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.”

The eldest Oyster looked at him,

But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head—
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat-
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn’t any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more-
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.”

The time has come to talk of many things

“But wait a bit,” the Oysters cried,
“Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!”
“No hurry!” said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

“A loaf of bread,” the Walrus said,
“Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed—
Now if you’re ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.”

“But not on us!” the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue,
“After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!”
“The night is fine,” the Walrus said.
“Do you admire the view?”

“It was so kind of you to come!

And you are very nice!”
The Carpenter said nothing but
“Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf—
I’ve had to ask you twice!”


“It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,
“To play them such a trick,
After we’ve brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!”
The Carpenter said nothing but
“The butter’s spread too thick!”

“I weep for you,” the Walrus said:
“I deeply sympathize.”
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

They'd eaten every one

“O Oysters,” said the Carpenter,
“You had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?”
But answer came there none—
And this was scarcely odd, because
They’d eaten every one.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Disappearing Stuff

Have you ever had something disappear?
Go missing for a few weeks, months or years?

This has happened to me quite a lot.
I think maybe I am secretly a very bad magician.
Who can't bring anything back, They just show back up if and when they want.

For instance:
My hat- disappeared for a few months, found in back of my cupboard, crushed. Slowly regaining shape.
Things I really need- These show up a day after I stop looking for them
And more recently- My Ipod cord; We have two of these in the house. mum has hers which might be mine. but the one I was using has mysteriously disappeared, just when I need to charge my ipod.
Odd tisn't it?
Well they will show up. And if a find your other sock, ill mail it back to you.

That's all for now,
Keep Visiting, The Underbed

Kitty Kat

This is a picture of a cat

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Being sick

Lately, I have been sick.

It has been horrible, my most hated kind of sickness is a sore throat. That's what I had.

Now is just a blocked nose and a cough.. But, its still pisses me off.

Can't wait to be better again.

~RogerMuffinStuff, The Underbed

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


First all, can I just say, If you have not seen this film GO AND WATCH IT!

This is by far one of the best movies i have ever seen. ever.

It follows the story of a young boy Sauske and his mother. Sauske finds a goldfish who he saves and puts in a bucket. Little does he know that she is the daughter of a powerful sea sorcerer who takes her back. But she escapes and sets the whole balance of the world in danger.

It is a tale of love, friendship and understanding, and the animation is phenomenal, I very very strongly recommend it to everyone!

It is a Studio Ghibli movie and all of the ones that I have seen are amazing, so while you are renting this, rent other titles like Spirited Away or Howl's Moving Castle. Thy are amazing and you won't go wrong watching them.

Well, that's all from me, And visit me again, Under the Bed.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Day of the Mum

Happy mother's day to all you mothers out there.

I went to the beach was rather nice, if a little long.

What did you do?

Back to school tomorrow after being sick, not sure whether to look forward to it or not.

Don't really have a choice.

Tis all, and keep visiting, The Underbed.

Silly Little Things

The world is full of silly little things, just look around, count the amount of silly little things you can see..... Did ya do it? Be honest. Tehehe. Well even if you didnt, I'm going to Talk about, let's say, 3 of them :3

Numero Uno:
Pens, what ever happened to pencils? or The Good Ole Crayon :3 You know what I think? I think Pens killed them whilst they were eating. Just so he could be in the lead. Leead? Led? hmm

Mice, computer mice. not the other mice that run around going SQUEAK~! and being overall very cute :3 Computer mice because they are nothing like REAL mice, they wish they could be real mice! All they have in common is a long tail thing which is really a cord, They are not furry and they click and scroll, not squeak, quite ridiculous. Though they are useful :P

Evolution, because personally, I think I'd survive better among the "fittest" If I had 4 arms.

Thank you, And make sure that sometime you return, Under The Bed :3