Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Facebook, Holidays, and being Sick

Who likes facebook?
Answer: Most people
other answer: Me, because lately I find I am on it constantly!
Am I addicted?
Answer: Probably :P
These holidays I really haven't done anything but sit on facebook, it's been fun, cause I can talk to all my friends, and plus, People stopped being angry at me on there, Which is good :D
My excuse for said Facebook use is that I caught a dehabilitating head-cold.. Which was very annoying, But I mostly over it now, Which is good. So anyone wanna hang out?
but seriously, If anyone wants to do something, contact me :D

Nuf from me,
This has been Rogermuffinstuff
Reporting from the Underbed,

Sunday, September 12, 2010

How to make an Asshole

What you will need:
An Average Teenage male
A heck lot of hair gel (or a head shaver)
A football
lots of porno
A bottle of Tabasco
A book of swears

1. Take your male and subject him to a horrible head shaving or a spikening of your choice.
2. force him to play hours of football giving him and obsession with it
3. Teach him the swears from the aformentioned book
4.Give him some porn to help him develop a disrespect of women
5. Force him to drink the tabasco(to give him that extra fire) And finally
6. Send him off into the world hoping he doesnt get stabbed by lunchtime

Roger :D

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Way to go, Bro

You tell me you care,
What a way to show it, bro
You want to know how I feel?
Just go, Bro
You ask me these questions
What's the point, bro?
I've answered them before,
I asked you to go, Bro
If I want your opinion,
I would have asked, Bro
You couldn't understand,
You wouldn't understand, Bro
It won't make sense,
You'll call me stupid
Like you always do, bro
Did you ever really care
Or was it just a show bro?
It's all about yourself
Way to go, Bro

Monday, September 6, 2010

Since when did a little Immaturity become such a problem?

Why is it, everywhere I look, everyone is trying to be mature, What's wrong with being silly, and actually laughing, and having good time? And why is it that the few people who actually want to have fun, get shunned for not being conformist and "mature"

The fact is, Most of these people don't even know what being mature involves, it's like when you're little, You play doctor, when really, can you perform a quadruple heart bypass?

These people need to realize. being "mature" is not great, doesn't get you anywhere, in fact, in can make things worse. Sure, there are times when you have to be mature, and us "immature" people know these, and can be, when the need arises.

So please, don't tell me I'm being immature, cause otherwise, I will react correct to your statement with a nice and prompt: I don't care, Whatever, Fuck you.

Thank you,
Immature and Happy for it.