Wednesday, June 30, 2010

No more Mr Nice Blog.

I've tried very hard to have a nice funny family friendly blog. But I'm out of things to blog, so you know what?


Lately I have noticed the amount of things people bitch about, I mean they literally bitch about EVERYTHING.

For example.

My life sucks, I don't get to do anything, I didn't get to see my significant other ETC ETC FUCKING ETC

Do these people realize that in this world, almost EVERYONE has problems, a lot of them just like their own. AND YET, They still go on, hoping people will CARE and BE NICE, when everyone else Either just whines back, or DEALS WITH IT, THAT's RIGHT, THEY DEAL WITH IT.


These people think about their problems, they find the source, they talk to people, not whine, just talk, normally. Amazing.

They also don't tell anyone else off for whining, they just take it.


I don't care what petty problems people have, I will happily talk to you about and try and help. But god help me, if you whine to be. I will rip out your eyes and replace them with Cabury creme' eggs.


And I know, that maybe I'm a bastard and have got this all wrong, I have thought of that, but meh. These are my views, and if you didn't want them, you should read my blog.

Roger, The Underbed

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Alright, Bitchface.

Who said they didn't like Yoshi? Ill rip your mother*expletive* balls off.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

To a jolly good guy.

I'd like to give a shout out to a jolly great guy. He is hilarious, awesome, smart, and loads of fun to be around.
Sure, you have your crazy outbursts, but that's usually funny. And you life may suck at the moment, but I know it will get better. Someone like you can't not have something good happen. You deserve it.

In other news, we are having a Saturday afternoon performance for Alice in Wonderland. So my mother and brothers can come see it ;D

Also I failed my maths assignment but I am through most of them. Now just to get through the tests.
Friends seem different somehow. Not better or worse, just different.
I am having a better time in life, by little bit. Which is good.

And as the the man who was forced to marry a goat. Well, Let's just leave him alone.

Thanks guys, Roger
The Underbed

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Might as well mention it

Tickets for Alice in Wonderland at the Playhouse theater are selling really fast.

There are only two tickets left for Sunday, and only about 10-20 for each other the other two dates.

The dates are:

June 25 & 26 at 7:30pm

Sunday Matinee
– June 27 at 3:00pm

Get in and get them, It's going to be an awesome show!

Tweedle Dee

Well well well.

Has anyone noticed what I have?

That everyone always goes to bed, or isn't on just when you feel like having a nice interesting conversation with them?


Then all you get is


What a bitch.

The Underbed

Sunday, June 6, 2010


Alice in wonderland tickets have almost sold out.

Get in first thing next Saturday if you want to come see us.

Please do.

Friday, June 4, 2010

One step at a time ;D

Have you ever got feeling?
That your not the only one?
That wonders how they got here,
and about what the hell they've done?

They do not understand,
What they are mean't to do
And they can't just figure out
Why they feel the way they do.

But they know that the world moves on,
and they cannot
Just stop and hope
that feeling will be gone.

So you got to keep moving,
Although it pains you to do so
And realize that none of them
Want to see you go.

Your friends and family
They all care
About everything you do.
So please just keep walking whilst singing this tune.

Take it,
One step at a time,
We will make it,
One step at a time,
if things get crazy,
One step at a time,
Baby we'll make it.

So do you see now?
That it's all for the best,
even if we have to
Try and fit in with the rest.

Your will get your chance,
To be original.
And this world.
Just the way you feel.

But for now just keep walking and sing this tune.

One step at a time,
We will make it,
One step at a time,
When things get crazy,
One step at a time,
We will make it.
One step at a time,
Baby we'll make it
One step at a time
We will make it
One step at a time
Baby we'll make it.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Do you understand?

I wish to know how the people who read my blog think.

Answer me this:

Do you think that it would be worth telling someone you know well something if it would make their life better, but wreck someones you didn't know?

Under His Own Bed

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Poll results

Out of 12 voters
4 said they liked the Beibs
8 said they didn't!

Sorry you prepubescent bitch, but you have 2/3rds against you.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Gary The Turtle on Fire

Today, I thought i'd indulge you in the tale of the time I was a drug dealer in Childers.

It started about six months ago and lasted for a few lonely weeks, but I was rolling in the dough. I would hitch a ride there after school and sell whatever I could, Weed, dope, speed, ice, heroin, coke. All the good shit. I would make my rounds, go to my regular buyers. I was going great.

Little did I know about the Childers Mafia.

It wasn't a very good mafia, more of a gang of bogans who though they ran the dope racket. They thought wrong. They assaulted me one day and took off with all my goods.

i swore revenge. So I use my earning to by myself two semi automatic "Striker" Shotguns and went Hot Fuzz on their asses. Needless to say, Childers is now slightly less bogan-filled.

Twas epic.

And If you hadn't figured it out yet, This is all complete bullshit.
Roger, The Underbed