It started about six months ago and lasted for a few lonely weeks, but I was rolling in the dough. I would hitch a ride there after school and sell whatever I could, Weed, dope, speed, ice, heroin, coke. All the good shit. I would make my rounds, go to my regular buyers. I was going great.
Little did I know about the Childers Mafia.
It wasn't a very good mafia, more of a gang of bogans who though they ran the dope racket. They thought wrong. They assaulted me one day and took off with all my goods.
i swore revenge. So I use my earning to by myself two semi automatic "Striker" Shotguns and went Hot Fuzz on their asses. Needless to say, Childers is now slightly less bogan-filled.
And If you hadn't figured it out yet, This is all complete bullshit.
Roger, The Underbed