Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Impossible conversations

How you ever had a conversation to someone and they either pissed you off, or you didn't get the chance to say what you wanted to? I have.

So, if your are strange, or normal, I can't tell if this or not. But you have a conversation with them, in your head. Either telling them off, or getting to say what you really want too. Most of the times this involves telling them things that you normally wouldn't just blurt out to use against people.

For example:

Student: *sitting looking very bored*
Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah
Student: Well they are the best I can do.
Teacher: Is not, And I must know cause I'm like 400! and my people reading skillz are through the roof
Student: *Blank stare*
Teacher: Now that's rude, you are just being rude cause I'm totally being domineering in this conversation.
Student: Nope, I'm just tired Sir stroke Madam
Teacher: Lies you are just angry and having a whine.

Etc etc etc

Now afterwards, the student may think, wow, what an idiot. I should have said this

Student: *sitting looking very bored*
Teacher: Those lines are wrong, do them again, use trace Blah blah blah blah
Student: Actually no sir stroke madam, they are the best I can do, and I don't see how you could say otherwise and try make me do better then my best, that's impossible, and everyone who knows anything about basic quantum theory would know that!*deep breath* And if I did manage to do better then my best then I might rip a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum, and time could be reversed and lepers would play their ukuleles all day long and a monkey would discover the secrets of flight and run into a nearby tree and Mars Venus and Saturn (although not in that order) might swap places and cause the sun to suddenly expand us all but that wouldn't matter people all of our heads would already have exploded.
Teacher's head explodes for no apparent raisin because let's face it, it's your imagination.

And that my friends, is an example of just one impossible conversation.

Or as I like to call them, Imposslsations

That's all folks, and remember to keep visiting Under My Bed

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHA :P Teachers head explodes haha =P omfg i read that 2nd part thinking me talking to mrs sergicomi.. ;)

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