Assumptionatingismists.

ATTENTION ALL YOU ASSUMPTIONATINGISMITS!

Why do you do this? Why do you assume what people mean or say or their actions?
What do you gain? False truths? Make up fantasies?
Or do you just get everyone pissed off at you for assuming what they mean.
Or what they do.

What's that? The last one? that's surprising you say?
Well, how about you change those ways and listen.
That's right, with those flaps protruding from your head.
No, those are your eyelids. More to the out.
there you go, those are called ears, We use these to find out what people actually mean, or say, or do.
No it's not just good enough to pretend. And ignore what they say, That's horrible you ass*.
But yeah, Or you could ignore this and continue being as ass*.

All for now,
And remember noone likes an ass*.
RMS.

*Assumptionatingismists

Hello Friends and Family

Good Even'n Guv'ner

It has come to my attention that you folks 'aven't 'eard from me in a while.

Well, I have not died, like so many from that blasted plauge, Simply been, 'ow you put it? Dis-con-neck-ed? from this 'ere magic word-box, and it's con-neck-ions from the other word-boxes.

So, To let you fellows know
It was my birthday 4 and 2 days ago, I gots meself a bycicyle, Now I jus need ah resume' See 'ow posh I am?

But yer, Shall be gettin' a good ol' job soon enough, then the monies will come my way.
'Edding of to a good ol' shindig tommorrow. See me gal.

Other then that, 'Ave'nt been busy at all, Just acting the icebox and chillin' as they say.

Well, I'll let ye guys know, When I next can
Farewell,
Roger, The Shoe-Shine Boy

Facebook, Holidays, and being Sick

Who likes facebook?
Answer: Most people
other answer: Me, because lately I find I am on it constantly!
Am I addicted?
Answer: Probably :P
These holidays I really haven't done anything but sit on facebook, it's been fun, cause I can talk to all my friends, and plus, People stopped being angry at me on there, Which is good :D
My excuse for said Facebook use is that I caught a dehabilitating head-cold.. Which was very annoying, But I mostly over it now, Which is good. So anyone wanna hang out?
but seriously, If anyone wants to do something, contact me :D

ANYWAYS
Nuf from me,
This has been Rogermuffinstuff
Reporting from the Underbed,
dadadadada

How to make an Asshole

What you will need:
An Average Teenage male
A heck lot of hair gel (or a head shaver)
A football
lots of porno
A bottle of Tabasco
A book of swears


Method:
1. Take your male and subject him to a horrible head shaving or a spikening of your choice.
2. force him to play hours of football giving him and obsession with it
3. Teach him the swears from the aformentioned book
4.Give him some porn to help him develop a disrespect of women
5. Force him to drink the tabasco(to give him that extra fire) And finally
6. Send him off into the world hoping he doesnt get stabbed by lunchtime


Enjoy!
Roger :D

Way to go, Bro

You tell me you care,
What a way to show it, bro
You want to know how I feel?
Just go, Bro
You ask me these questions
What's the point, bro?
I've answered them before,
I asked you to go, Bro
If I want your opinion,
I would have asked, Bro
You couldn't understand,
You wouldn't understand, Bro
It won't make sense,
You'll call me stupid
Like you always do, bro
Did you ever really care
Or was it just a show bro?
It's all about yourself
Way to go, Bro

Since when did a little Immaturity become such a problem?

Why is it, everywhere I look, everyone is trying to be mature, What's wrong with being silly, and actually laughing, and having good time? And why is it that the few people who actually want to have fun, get shunned for not being conformist and "mature"

The fact is, Most of these people don't even know what being mature involves, it's like when you're little, You play doctor, when really, can you perform a quadruple heart bypass?

These people need to realize. being "mature" is not great, doesn't get you anywhere, in fact, in can make things worse. Sure, there are times when you have to be mature, and us "immature" people know these, and can be, when the need arises.

So please, don't tell me I'm being immature, cause otherwise, I will react correct to your statement with a nice and prompt: I don't care, Whatever, Fuck you.

Thank you,
Rogermuffinstuff

Immature and Happy for it.

Evening Friends.

I stay up too late in an attempt to detach myself from the reality of life. The Places, the situations, The happening. I do this by making myself tired, Thus not concentrating, No really being there.

Like being high, With not good parts.

It seems unreasonable, But it's easier for me that way, Or easier for some acpects of my life. Don't get me wrong, I love all my friends, and family, But it gets hard, And when that happens, I'm prepared.

It's like my own arsenal of Insomniac Weaponry.

But it ends tonight friends.

My only friend, the end.

I am to sleep early, wake on time, and join in with everyone else mentally, instead of just physically, it means I will remember stuff that happens, Whole conversations instead of just parts, let's hope the good outweighs the negative.

Time to try joining in for once.

Wish me luck.
Rogermuffinstuff, Under his covers, early for once.